A Month Off and Nothing to Show For It

So I've been out of school for a little over a month now. Has my attitude changed? Eh. Has my mood improved? Slightly, though the vacation had a bigger impact on that.

What I've perfected, sleeping. It make take me several rituals and a sacrifice or two, but once I'm asleep...oh by golly I'm asleep.

I've vacayed in Arizona for a week of pure bliss with my own blood waitstaff (mom and dad). Though they are slow and unwilling at times, we struck a nice compromise during my stay. It's always nice to go home and spend time with the old folks, they move at a much slower pace so I don't have to drink as much caffeine to keep up.

Looking for a new job? Eh...I get the postings, but I have yet to break my lazy streak and actually update my resume. I'm sure my current employer would be happy to know that I've been keeping my word...in case they decide to google me.

Where to go next? This is the question that plagues me like the herps on prom night. While most of the people I know on Earth live in Illinois, my heart cannot stand being here. Can I convince everyone to move to California? Would I want them to? Can we take over a city/town and the Californians not riot in the street or set their belongings on fire? I am mentally equipped to do one of the following jobs: Producer, Personal Assistant, Project Manager or T.V. writer.

Just thoughts, many many thoughts. I only have four months and a lot of work to do, so I should stop blogging and get to work.

Observations Made Whilst in the City

• Did I miss the memo about North Face being superior? I checked the stores and the shit looks exactly like LL Bean.
• Just because you can cut in front of me, doesn't mean you should. I am totally capable of spitting in your hair, my lack of projection skillz prohibits me from doing so currently...I'm working on it.
• Quirky does not mean stylish.
• I don't like people, I'll talk to them, but generally I don't like people. I will compile a list of superior creatures at a later date.
• A wait staff is crucial to me being a nicer person.
• I should have majored in Business and Computers and Healthcare in college.
• I should have also partied a lot less or maybe integrated some Harvard peeps.