I Love Men - Expanded Edition

Would I ever date any of them? Come on! I'm 32! I left boys behind when I left my 20s, but damnit I can still appreciate the hell out of them. Gay, straight, blondes, brunettes, short, tall, slim, chunky...I only have two requirements. 1. You better be cute, like God likes you kind of cute. 2. Don't be stupid, the kind of stupid where I question if you were dropped on your head multiple times. 3. Be somewhatt interesting. See! My requirements are not high!

Below though are men who boys should achieve to be or look like. Consider this my version of Maxim. The Top 5 8 10 11 of My List are (drum roll please). I was told I missed someone (McBossy let me know) and then I remembered my other love of my life. So without further ado, here's the expanded edition of I Love Men.

 11. Adam Levine
This beautiful man's voice, hilarity, honesty (I presume based on the few articles I've read) and his extremely gorgeous self should have been on the original list. There are a lot of beautiful men in the world, forgive me.

10. Ryan Reynolds
Welcome back to the list Ryan. He's Ryan Reynolds, enough said.

 

 9. Tahmoh Penikett

Oh wow, he's Helo (Battlestar Galactica) and Paul Ballard (Dollhouse), most importantly he's Canadian. I do love Canadian men. Why can't Canada try to invade us? Did I just type that?

8. Alex O'Loughlin

Two Alexs in a row? Yes, because this is my list damnit. I have international love, this Aussie is SMOKIN' HOT! The upcoming Gerard Butler if you will. Watch Moonlight or Three Rivers on CBS and you'll see. Look at that FACE! It's such a good face! Le sigh. I need to bump him up to #2 or #3, screw numbers I will take them all in any order.

7. Alexander Skarsgard

Honey you would have been closer to #1 if you weren't dating the child freak. Yeah, he's dating Evan Rachel Wood, the one who dated Marilyn Manson and a slew of other older men. Time for the pysch eval sweetheart you have daddy issues. Oh Alexander, you were so beautiful, but the moment you started dating what's her face I had to take you off the list, sorry.

Demoted.

6. Akiva Schaffer

He's 1/3 of the Lonely Island, he's cute, scrappy, smart, cute...shut your pie hole! I happen to like them a little nerdy. Just seeing his face makes me smile and that's enough.

5. Gerard Butler

He's Scottish, fine, can sing, he's fine, smart...COME ON!

4. Neil Patrick Harris

Good God ya'll! He's NPH! He sings, dances, acts, is hilarious, he was Doogie, and look at that smile...his boyfriend is so lucky.

  

3. Jonathan R. Knight

YUMMMMMMMMM, he's a NKOTB do I really have to say anymore other than his being is a copy image of my own.

2. Jensen Ackles

He's Dean Winchester, he's beauuuuutiful and plays a man's man bad ass on Supernatural.

1. Keanu Reeves

Oh hell folks, this is Keanu (the love of my life) Reeves. This is how I ALWAYS see him.

I borrowed these pictures from other websites, because if I had my own pictures I wouldn't be sharing them here with you. I'd frame that shit and put it on my stalkerwall mantle.